November 2011
5 posts
Watchdekkerss:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
September 2011
21 posts
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Walking down stairs seductively,
Expectations:
Reality:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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Asian parents
You ask a simple question: You get yelled at.
You don’t know the answer to a question: You get yelled at.
Getting a B on a test: You get yelled at.
Eating a lot or too little: You get yelled at.
Asking for a dollar: You get yelled at.
You apologize: You get yelled at.
Telling them the truth: You get fucking yelled at.
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Remember her? Reblog and click the picture.
thatfunnyblog:
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“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury (via jesuisperdu)
Keanu Reeves is a vampire
tissah:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
"FUCK" is the only word which can be used to...
wowfunniestposts:
gettingdownonfridays:
Revenge - Fuck you
Failure - I’m fucked
Anxiety - What the fuck is happening?
Anger - Get the fuck out of here
Curiousity - How the fuck did you do that?
Love - I fucking love him/her
Lust - Fuck me baby
Pride - I’m a fucking genius
Victory - I won that fucking competition
Sadness - Why the fuck is this happening to me?
Confusion...
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August 2011
49 posts
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So me and a guy friend were chatting online..
Me: you boys are so lucky
Him: haha, why
Me: 'cause you don't have to deal with that "monthly thing" that every girl has to go through
Him: haha
Me: i hate my life, my life sucks. at least, you guys only have to deal with circumcision once. and us girls? we go through periods every freakin' month
Him: don't worry, it'll be gone when you have your menopause, haha
Me: i hate you guys. you don't suffer enough
Him: sexist!
Him: yes we do!
Me: i'm just being bitter at the unfairness of mother nature
Me: no you don't!
Him: we suffer deciding what to do. we suffer deciding what games to play. we suffer deciding when to play. haha
Me: that's not even considered as suffering!
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Fuck you, cramps. I hate you.
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The sweetest thing a guy has ever told me:
“You’re the kind of girl that ever guy wants to be with.”
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When you're talking to a friend and they say:
10knotes:
- No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh. - I won’t laugh, I promise.
So they tell and you’re like:
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How to Know When a Woman is Mad
imathome:
youreyesvacant-and-stained:
sarahberri:
these ladies are my idols
Im afraid, because you're going to be my first,...
anniethegreat said: awww, but maybe it’s just his way of saying that he wants you in his life now and in the future. daba! havey! :)
- HAHAHAHAHA, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. HAHAHAHAHA
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